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Dear World
Good day, World.

I would just like to inform you of a couple things concerning your contact with me.

- No one even remotely related to me has died recently, so I doubt your dubious claims that I have been entitled to 215234590 English pounds of inheritance. I'm Hungarian and Dutch. RTM.
- I'm really, really not buying that I won the British lottery 12 times this week. I fell for it the first time, seven months ago, and realized the scam when I was asked for a $750 payment to pay some dude to bring me the check.
- I can't stand you sometimes.

That is all.


Best regards,
J.P. Barnosky
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